Never Trust a Woman

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Never trust a woman and don’t think you ever can

Never trust a woman and don’t think you ever can

And all you ladies pay attention cause girls you sure can’t trust a man

Now I told her that I loved her and she said she love me to

But she said don’t blow no funk not til’ you say “I do”

So were standing at the alter with my lover on my right

But she’s checking out the best man while I’m checkin’ out his wife

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Now I’m sittin’ home and waitin’ tryin’ my best to look upset

Cause it’s early in the morning and she hasn’t got home yet

Now here she comes at 5AM draggin’ through the door

But I just go home my damn self ‘bout a quarter after 4

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Now the post mans comin’ over when we ain’t got no mail

Sarah’s comin’ by and ain’t no one going to jail

And I wonder why that cable man just hooked us up for free

But I swear that baby sitter sure is looking good to me

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Way back when Eve and Adam made their big mistake

Two fools who broke the rules misled by a snake

An ever since they bit that apple this world has been a solid mess

‘cause any way you slice it forbidden fruit just tastes best

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