Donít do it

 

Hey I was under the weather and I wasnít getting better so I went to get a physical check

And when I went to the doc it was a heck of a shock, he told me boy you are a miserable wreck.

He said your liverís all swollen and your stomachís got a hole in it from drinkin too much for too long.

And thereís a good indication youíve got bad circulation cause your blood pressure almost gone

 

And you got no reflexes in your solar plexus when I tap you on the top of your knee.

He said your pulse ainít steady and your lungs getting ready to collapse every time that you breathe.

And at the rate youíre goin all the tests are showin; boy youíll never live to get old.

But I came up with a plan to make you healthy again, but boy you gotta do what youíre told.

 

Thatís when he told me

 

Chorus

 

If you dig it donít do it

And if you like it better leave it alone

And if itís too much fun that outta clue you son

That youíre probably doing something that wrong

And Iím surprised at you and all the things you do

Boy cause that ainít what your body is for

And if you think its bad so far wait tilí after this guitar

Cause the doctor said a whole lot more

 

Solo

 

He told me cut out your boozing, quit them drugs you been using and donít be smoking no cigarettes.

And you know lovin a stranger nowadays boy, man is just like playin Russian roulette.

And get the grease out your diet, better broil it donít fry it and donít you eat no more Bar-B-Que.

I wouldnít tell you no lie, take this rule and apply.Now, son listen to what you better do.

 

Chorus

 

If you dig it donít do it

And if you like it better leave it alone

And if itís too much fun that outta clue you son

That youíre probably doing something that wrong

And if itís too good to you well donít let it fool you

Cause youíre playin in the danger zone

And I kept waitin and waitin for the man to finish, but the sucker just went on and on.

 

Solo

 

And then he told me cut out all sweets and donít be cramping your feet in them pointed-toe Italian shoes.

And he said boy lookie here you gonna damage your ears playin them loud rockin rhythm and blues.

And if a rabbit donít eat it buddy you donít need it, thatís the rules on your new menu

You better get you a pen I ainít gonna say it again cause thereís a whole lot more that you need to do.

You need to lose some weight; you need to stand up straight, boy your posture is a terrible disgrace.

You need to suck in your gut; you need to tuck in your butt; you need to clear them zits up off of your face.

 

Chorus

 

If you dig it donít do it

And if you like it better leave it alone

And if itís too much fun that outta clue you son

That youíre probably doing something that wrong

And if itís too good to you well donít let it fool you

Cause youíre playin in the danger zone

And I kept waitin and waitin for the man to finish, but the sucker just went on and onÖ.. on and onÖ. and onÖ..and onÖ.. and on.